Anonymous asked: So I accidentally a whole bag of dead baby shrunken heads. Would you kindly help me acquire more?
You accidentally did what to a bag of dead shrunken baby heads? ö______ô
- Me: I shall study
- Me: Stares at textbook
- Me:
- Me: There is no homoerotic subtext in this
- Me: I must go
Meanwhile, in the library…
via sodamnrelatable
Edit: Meanwhile, me in the library every day, everywhere, ever. Ever.
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Look what we made after art class today!
with musslebrains.tumblr.com and nosesandstuff.tumblr.com, my partners in crime!8D
I just noticed that the county-thingy said that I was on my 99th post. Which means, basically, that this is my 100th post. I shall spend it wisely.
Penis.
analynhotdesigns asked: Love your blog, don't stop blogging.
Thank you so much! o///o This actually means a lot to me!
Here, take an internet-hug~
ASDFGHJKASFGSDFG
MY LITTLE SISTER HAD GOTTEN TALLER WHILE I WAS AWAY THIS WEEKEND.
WHEN I GOT BACK,
SHE
HAD
GROWN
1,5 INCHES.
SHE IS NOW 2 INCHES TALLER THAN ME I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THISSS
MY BABY SISTERRRRRR
HOW WHY OH GOD WHY
help
help me
My parrot!brain
In my bedroom there is a big mirror. And that’s okay. But my parrot-like brain always mistake my reflection as another person, so I’m like, “ASDFGASDFGHHJ WHO ARE YOU.” And then I realise that it’s just me, and I feel stupid.
But the real problem is when I have guests over, and we are talking. I look people in the eye a lot when I have a conversation, and so I always end up looking at my reflection while speaking, just to make sure that it doesn’t feel excluded. Today a friend of mine pointed it out. I was shocked.
anyone else ever notice how all the women in every porno ever made talk like they are skyping with their boyfriend (you), while consciously pretending to act in a porno, and talking about how much they want your dick unless it’s lesbian porn.
I don’t even have a dick. And so those moments confuse me.
